This week in Five Dink Friday:
𤯠Headshot Hysteria ā who really started it?
š“ Sweet Dinks Are Made of This ā pickleball dreams, literally
š 3.0 ā 5.0 in 5 Months?! ā the 5 tips you need now
šÆ The Secret to Moving In ā Allyce Jonesā red light/green light system
š Lob Return Gone Wrong ā blooper or staged genius?
Letās get to it!
#1 𤯠Headshot Hysteria (But Who Really Started It?)
This weekās viral reel is a masterclass in pickleball irony.
Picture it: Ben Johns + Anna Leigh Waters on one side, Gabe Tardio + partner on the other. Theyāre locked in a tight kitchen battle.
Gabe decides to test ALWās reflexes with a speed-up⦠straight at her head.
She swiftly counters it back, then after a return dink rips the next ballāding!āright off Gabeās head.
Anna Leigh looks horrified.
The crowd gasps.
The captions cry HEADSHOT!
And Gabe? Heās standing there with that lookāhalf disbelief, half āno way she just did that to me.ā
The kind of macho face you make when youāre trying to hide the fact that you actually feel really stupid.
Hereās the kicker: nobody blinked when Gabe tried the headshot first.
ALW just read it and countered like a boss.
But when Gabe doesnāt react quickly enough?
Suddenly, sheās the villain. š¤·āāļø
š See the reel here
Poll time:
When someone gets pegged in the head⦠whose fault is it?
#2 š“ Sweet Dinks Are Made of This

No explanation needed.
š Tell me Iām not the only one who looks like this when I know thereās pickleball in the morning.
#3 š 3.0 ā 5.0 in 5 Months?! (Steal These Tips)
This guy went from 3.0 to 5.0 in under five months! Here are his five keys, straight from the source:
1. Think Combos, Not Singles
Every shot should set up the next. Example: rip an aggressive crosscourt dink ā the highest percentage reply is coming middle.
Be there.
Be ready.
If they burn you crosscourt?
Fine.
Thatās low percentage.
Heās playing the math, not the miracle.
2. Strengthen Your Strengths
Stop babysitting your weaknesses. Build your game around your weapons.
For him, it was the flickāso he drilled it until it paid rent.
Whatās the shot you like to hit?
Double down.
3. Dominate the Transition Zone
Most players panic here. Donāt. Read the ballās height and trajectory:
Opponent hitting up (ball below net height)? Crash in and attack.
Opponent hitting down (ball above net height)? Stay back, defend, reset.
The key: commit. Youāre either on defense or offenseānever stuck in āwait and seeā mode.
4. Soft Shots = Smarter Timing
Your dinks and drops are only as good as your timing:
Ball coming down = hit.
At its apex = hit.
Short hop = hit
When you try to dink or drop on the rise = unforced error
5. Faster Hands Without Faster Hands
Itās not about youth or reflexesāitās anticipation + paddle prep.
At the kitchen, set your paddle before the ball comes:
Opponent speeds up from their sideline? Two hands on paddle, guard your line + chest.
Speed-up straight ahead? Backhand counter ready.
From the middle? Forehand ready.
From crosscourt line? Guard the middle.
#4 šÆ The Secret to Knowing When to Move In
Transitioning from the baseline to the kitchen is where pickleball dreams go to die. We all hear the same advice: āIf itās a good drop, move in. If itās not, stay back.ā
Cool. But what the heck does āgoodā actually mean in real time?
Enter Allyce Jones with a simple, visual hack: watch the paddle.
Paddle down (theyāre scooping up on the ball) ā green light, move in.
Paddle flat, around waist height (they can drive it) ā yellow light, hold your ground.
Paddle up by their shoulder/head (theyāre attacking down) ā red light, get ready to defend.
I love this because it takes the guesswork out of āreading the drop.ā
Instead of vague advice, youāve got clear visual cues that literally show you the trajectory.
It tied perfectly to tip #3 from the ā3.0 ā 5.0ā video.
Nail the timing, and suddenly moving in feels easyāand game-changing.
#5 š Lob Return Gone Very Wrong
First watch: I winced.
Second watch: I laughed.
Third watch: Iām wondering if this is actually real or staged? The comments are split, too.
What do you thinkāepic fail or staged comedy?
Pro tip: next time, one chases, one covers. Otherwise, youāre both going viral⦠for the wrong reason.
Thatās it for this weekās Five Dink Friday.
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Until next weekāmay your combos set up winners, your headshots be dodged, and your lobs stay in-bounds. š„
āJanelle
P.S. I still canāt decide if that lob return clip was real or staged. Hit reply and tell me what you think.




